A Bible Story Parody
Posted by jdbsound on January 24, 2022
This is an updated version of this parody story originally published in 1990.
Enjoy.
A Bible Story Parody
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Darren Novotny said
This should be required reading for all church building committees and technical crews!
Darren Novotny – Springdale Acoustics, Inc.
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